Tin Whistle Jokes
Disclaimer: These jokes are not
meant to offend anybody. They are here to make people
laugh, so don't take them personally! Those of you
out there who ARE taking them personally, then lighten
up... they're just jokes.
A tin whistle player was sick of the band abusing
him, and decided to start his own.
He walked into a music shop, planning to
buy the first instruments he saw.
"Give me the red saxophone and that accordion!",
The assistant said, "You play the whistle, don't
"That's right. Why?"
"Well, the fire exinguisher I can sell you -
but the radiator stays.
Customer: I'd like to buy a guitar,
Shop Assistant: You're a whistler,
Customer: How did you know that?
Shop Assistant: This is a fish and
Why is a low whistle better than a regular
The low whistle is easier to run over.
Why do people hate tin whistle players straight
How can you tell the difference between whistle
By the names.
What's the difference between a snake and
a whistle in the road?
People MIGHT swerve to miss the snake.
If you got lost in the woods, and you came
across a whistler that played very well, a whistler
that played badly, or Santa Claus, which one should
you ask for directions?
The whistler that plays badly. The other two show
you have been having hallucinations.
Fellow walks into a pub in Belfast with a
plastic bag under his arms.
The bartender asks "What's that?" "Six
pounds of Semtex", he answers.
"Thanks be to Jaysus; I thought it was a Low
A tin whistle player remembered that he had
left his €150 low whistle in his unlocked car.
Rushing back, he opened his car door to find two more
low whistles in the back seat.
What's the difference between a whistle and
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Definition of an optimist: A whistler
with a beeper.
How do you get two whistlers to play in unison?
"Gentlemen" defined: Someone
who knows how to play the whistle, but doesn't.